The Joy of Shreks
for 0.2% of the servers within the company, nobody even knows what country they’re in.
This isn’t a mic drop. This is the birth of a black hole.
This wasn’t a murder I witnessed, but a mass execution
guy next to me at work is on a meeting with like twenty people and he’s named this tracking board they’re using ’#yoloswag.’ he is taking every excuse to say this. “Oh, yeah, throw that item into Proposed on the #yoloswag board. We’ll take that other one off the #yoloswag board.”
something about winter seems predisposed to making me stare into space and wistfully sigh “I want a cat…”
Boiling Point
via reddit.com
nice try sjws but there are only 23,328 genders
shoutout to the roughly ~368 gay sexualities each mushroom gender can practice